This is a picture by the guy in the picture. He was anonymous, but the photographer isn't the point. He asked to look like a cool space alien, so I photoshopped him into a blue dude. Terrible horizon line, good rule of thirds, white balance and exposure and stuff don't really matter at this point. If you can tell, there's a wee little  space shuttle launching in the background.

here also, is a fuzzy looking cute wittle spider

This is the first result on google for "beautiful fish". Apparently, it is the most beautiful fish in the world. I think it looks dopey if anything. Damn fish is just colorful. Here, instead is a legitimately beautiful fish.

holy hell. do you see this? yes i assume you do. Do you know what it is? not yet?
this is a cake. I would eat this cake.

Here is a new monkey. That's right, a. new. monkey.
Do you know how cool that is? A monkey that supposedly didn't exist before now exists. He looks cool, surprisingly human. Also, they have blue butts.
How cool is that?
A new monkey, the first in forever, and it has a BLUE BUTT! monkeys man...

Damn look at this comet. It's in the sky its cool. The end.

This is surrealism. I'm posting this because my artist for the artist presentation is René Magritte (even though he's a painter) but this photo shows a great way to create surrealist portraiture. I appreciate how not-obviously this is edited as far as the subtleties goes. The face lift bit is very obvious, but the mirroring, dodge and burn, darkened corners, and the slight change of height all add to making it seem like a natural feeling picture.